So, you’re the 67-year-old editor of a small-town newspaper who also happens to do the books for a local businessman.
The local businessman’s not just your boss. He’s also the owner/landlord of your newspaper’s office, your residence, your son’s residence and your daughter’s business. You live in one of those in-grown places that dot America, a place where everyone whispers everyone’s business.
One day, you’re arrested. The charge: embezzling $9,000 from this businessman-boss-landlord.
The arrest happens in the middle of the day. Somehow, the local police chief decides to give you a perp walk in handcuffs down a main street of your little town, where everyone knows you and you know everyone. And, somehow, a freelance photographer just happens to be there, takes photos of you perp-walking, and sells them to a rival weekly newspaper, which of course publishes them.
You, the newspaper editor, say it’s all a mistake. Of course she didn’t steal anything … it was an accident!
The town’s in an uproar. Scandal! And on top of it a perp walk right in town for a 67-year-old lady!
At the start of 2011, I simplified the first WordPress theme I’d built for this site and turned it into something far more minimalistic. I went from two sidebars to one, lost the bulky header and turned from color to black and white. Part of this was a desire for simplicity; part was my reaction to my lack of design sense. Color is not my strong suit, and I shouldn’t be caught trying to pretend.
Since then, I’ve made a few tweaks, but one thing I hadn’t done all year was post the theme — which I call Goshen — for anyone to use. Today I fixed that and pushed the files up to their own repository on Github. You can download the files and hack away. (In your WordPress install, under /wp-content/themes/, create a folder called Goshen and unzip the files there; then you can activate the theme via the dashboard.)
I’ll continue to tweak when I have time. I can’t say enough about how much WordPress theme hacking has taught me about HTML, CSS, templates and web design. If you want to start from scratch, I recommend this excellent tutorial. You’ll discover that WordPress themes have only a few moving parts. Mastering them will let you make your site exactly what you want it to be.